Friday, June 4, 2010

The Gulf Spill is the fault of...Environmentalists

You didn't see that coming, right?  Drilling Expert Sarah Palin did, though...and said as much on her mouthpiece Facebook account:

Radical environmentalists: you are damaging the planet with your efforts to lock up safer drilling areas. There’s nothing clean and green about your misguided, nonsensical radicalism, and Americans are on to you as we question your true motives.

Hmmm...what could those "true motives" be?  Clearly, environmentalists hate America...but why??  Don't they know, like Sarah, that low gas prices please The Lord?  I mean:  why did He give us Manifest Destiny if not to travel at will across the great expanse of our continent on fossil fuels in our minivans, RVs and Hummers?  Is it not the Native Americans' fault that they didn't develop the combustible engine?  Is that not Darwinism?  Oh wait...uh...nevermind about the Darwinism.  The Lord likes it thus. That's all we need to know.  So, Drill, Baby, Drill...'cause Momma needs a new set of wheels!  (You don't get out of Alaska by wishin'!)