Tuesday, October 26, 2010

What a swell party this is.

The "Tea Party", that is.  What a bunch of sweethearts!  Check out a list of their top six "unconstitutional" laws, as reported by TPM:

No. 1:  Social Security
No. 2:  Medicare
No. 3:  Minimum Wage
No. 4:  United Nations
No. 5:  Unemployment Benefits
No. 6:  Civil Rights Act

So, to review:  if you're healthy, young, moneyed, an isolationist, employed and white, you have nothing to fear.

The rest of you poor suckers are screwed.  The end.

[Hat-tip:  TPM; image source here.]